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I feel obliged to write this evening to tell of Mr. Beddingfield (who has been absent quite continually for some yoghurty years) and I, and our exploit atop the Corporate Tower Gardens of the Southern Southerny.

It was June, I believe, and a clear night with a hint of mint and juniper. A beautiful girl was eating a cake (whole) by the window of a severed palace in Vienna. Mr. Beddingfield was eating a bony trout and keeping up an idle yet practiced chatter, consisting of varicoloured questions and multitudinous answers. I was eating a folded canape.
    We were there under orders from the Foreign Office of the East Bucketeering Empire. The Emperor himself had sent us to investigate a reported report of a reported repost that had been reported a month previous to the vignette I have described above.
    To tell frankly the truth, we never discovered an ounce of useful information whilst in Vienna. We soon threw in our respective fetid towels and took the first sleeper to the South, where a dear friend was awaiting us with refreshing elevenses. It was here that the event occurred atop the Tower Gardens that involved an elderly vicar and seventy seven dried apricots of enormous proportions.

All I need say is that it was a great success and we won outright.
  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: the inside of my ears
  • Reading: the Tarot of Marseilles
  • Watching: Steven Universe

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Agaave Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the watch! :ahoy:
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Caroo999 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Thank you very much for your fav!
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Clamdiggy Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for fav, kind Sir. :)
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BrickRunner Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the favs and the watch ^u^
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